Senator John Kennedy: President Trump has ‘oranges the size of beach balls’ (Video)

Senator John Kennedy: We’ve learned two things from our conflict with Iran:

1. If you turn the other cheek with Iran, they’ll stab you in the neck.

2. President Trump has oranges the size of beach balls.

That line “oranges the size of beach balls” is an instant classic!

President Trump has oranges the size of beach balls. He truly is tough as a pine nut, and it’s clear to me that in defense of America, he will eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

“Well, here’s what I’ve learned from our conflict with Iran. Number one, with Iran, if you turn the other cheek, they just stab you in the neck. You can’t trust them.

Number two, whether you like him or not, any fair-minded person would have to conclude that President Trump has oranges the size of beach balls. He truly is tough as a pine nut, and it’s clear to me that in defense of America, he will eat your liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. The whole world knows now that America will fight, and everybody’s paying attention, including our enemies and especially Iran.

Number three, look, I support the blockade. I think it was a really smart move. I think we should continue it for a reasonable period of time.

But honestly, we could come home tomorrow, and I think that same fair-minded person would have to conclude that we’ve won. And let me tell you why I said that. Why did we go in? We destroyed most of Iran’s nuclear weapons program last June when we bombed them.

But our spies picked up that Iran, after that, decided to change their plan. Their new plan was to produce so many missiles, ballistic, cruise and drones, stockpile so many missiles that they could turn to America and say, look, we’re going to restart our nuclear program. And if you bomb us again, you can.

But we’re going to destroy the Middle East with our stockpile of missiles. And by the way, we can hit Berlin and London and Paris. Now, we couldn’t let that happen.

And President Trump didn’t let that happen. And I don’t think the American people fully understand what we have done to Iran. I hated to do it.

But it’s like the aftermath of a collision between the Hindenburg and the Titanic. I mean, it’s something like out of Mad Max 4. It’ll be 15 years before Iran can come back. And the blockade is going to further undermine their ability to produce nuclear weapons.”